so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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