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say what?
wanna hang out?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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