oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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