If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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