He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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