we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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