So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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