sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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