Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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