is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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