I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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