I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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