Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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