we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't deserve a penis
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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