I'm really into asian looking animals
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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