Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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