Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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