and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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