So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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