Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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