Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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