too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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