The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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