just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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