Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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