So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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