Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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