I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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