Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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