sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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