Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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