I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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