what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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