Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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