Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
