The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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