i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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