I don't think brook has ever known best
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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