it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
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