It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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