Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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