Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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