It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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