break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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