i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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