Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this just has baby written all over it
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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