I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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