If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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