Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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