i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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