Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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