I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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