absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The ass gains better be worth it
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