oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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