everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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