Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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