2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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