fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
