He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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